How it all began/1001 Horrors/Dark Wafflecopter/Transcript

Intro
(OliverStudios logo appears for a second, then Blue Moon Entertainment Logo appears.)

(The camera zooms in on the Objectmaniacs Water Tower)

Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "Its time for Objectmaniacs!"

(Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt jump off the water tower door, and into the floor, they bounce 3 times)

Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "And we're zany to the max!"

(PTree appears on a chair. Jelly appears and starts tickling him)

Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "So just sit back and relax, you'll laugh till you collapse! We're Objectmaniacs!"

(The three Object brothers appear on a Cyan background)

Jelly, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "So join the object brothers,"

Hearty: "And their object sister Hearty!"

(The Object sibling's eyes are seen in a quad-divided screen, with their initials at the bottom so which one is who. They zoom away, followed by PTree.)

Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "Just for fun, we run around the Object Parking Lot!"

(Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt get captured by PTree, Jelly appears in a white background, with a black door.)

Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "They lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught!"

(Jelly's worried expression turns into a happy one when the Door disappears, leaving line marks around it)

Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "But we break loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot. We're Objectmaniacs! Jelly has wit, and Hearty yaks, Crowny and Squirt packs away the snacks. Our careers have made comebacks! We're Objectmaniacs!"

(Horrordavid and Phantom leafy appear on a earth. Phantom Leafy has some kind of invention)

Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "Meet Horrordavid and Phantom Leafy who want to rule the universe, A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research, Gender-balanced, pronoun-neutral, and ethnically diverse, The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first! We're Objectmaniacs!"

(Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt appear on a stage)

Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "You should see our new contracts! We're zany to the max, There's baloney in our slacks, We're Animanie, Totally insane-y...

Jelly: "May cause migraine-y's"

Jelly, Hearty, Crowny #1, and Squirt: "Objectmaniacs; Those are the facts!"

(Intro Ends)

How it all Began
(Jelly appears on a black screen)

Jelly: "Hello, I'm Jelly, And my fellow listeners, of Objectmaniacs. (Thing i couldn't understand), We're talking about this 'intro', I dunno why this happened. To be honest, Oh, (Thing I couldn't understand again). Know this is a Kid's show. What? We talked about this OVER and OVER! About THAT! For the United States. Very simple.

Hearty: "Yeah, Well, Almost."

(An arm rips up almost all of the screen, showing a check.)

???: "Here's your check for the ObjectManiac's show, you sellouts!"

Jelly: "Yeah, but we's a sellout, is called a Sellout, so it's cool-"

1001 Horrors
Horrordavid: "So, Phantom Leafy, what are we gonna do tonight?"

Phantom Leafy: "Same thing we do every night Horror-"

Horrordavid: "Ship Phantom Leafy X Acorn?"

Phantom Leafy: "Nevermind THAT, Our work begins!"

(25 Minutes Later...)

Phantom Leafy: "YKnow, If we talk about Freakazoid, I wouldn't care about this. "

Horrordavid: "What about the ship I told you about?"

(Phantom Leafy gets embarrassed)

Phantom Leafy: "WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SHIP ANYMORE!!! We are going to plan for tomorrow night, to take over the world!"

Horrordavid: "What are we doing tomorrow night?"

Phantom Leafy: "Same thing we do every night, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

(High Pitched Music)

Dark Wafflecopter
Jelly: "I'm a fun guy, I guess we have a new tenant, right guys?"

???: (SOME WEIRD MUMBLING NOISE THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND HELP MEH-)

Hearty: "I.. Think this is Dark Wafflechopter."

Dark Wafflecopter: (ANOTHER WEIRD MUMBLING N- SAY SOMETHING ELSE WOULD YOU?!?!)

Hearty: "Uh oh, I think- Here comes PTree."

(Jelly gets chased around by PTree)

Jelly: "AaAAAaaaAAAAAAaaAAaaAAa-"

Hearty: "Uhm.. Squirt, we should get out of here."

(ZOOM!)

Dark Wafflecopter: "hey! Nobody wants to listen to me? Okay then..."

Stinger
???: "Uhm... Maybe, He can be in the second episode, By the way, So yeah."

(The credits roll)